2009 MTV Movie Awards: A Mess

As usual MTV provided a random hoopla of teen angst and drama at this Year's Movie Awards. But really, what did you expect? Twilight managed to sweep everything it was nominated for except Best song, which Miley Cyrus stole from under them. I never thought I'd be cheering on the Disney Queen!

If anything last nights performance proves that when you get a bunch of hormone crazed girls in front of the perfect man "Edward" (the character not the RPatz the actor) they will stop at nothing short of obsession to be a part of that world, even if it means supporting a pretty lame movie w/some bad actors, weird hair, awkward pauses and lets face it hideous hair. I'm talking to you KStew and RPatz. You will one day look back on this film and ask yourself why, what in the world posessed you that your hair actually looked good and that dress wasn't from a prop closet in a spiderman set.

Oh and then their were the adults who were acting like moronic idiots as well, like Sasha Baron Cohen (whom I absolutely cannot stand). When he put his bare ass in Eminem's face a fight practically stormed out and one person stormed out of the auditorium. But really, even if he is a little homophobic, could SBCohen have gotten away with this if it had been a woman? Me thinks there would have been lots of grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit and rightfully deserved.

Overall the night was kind of like watching a trainwreck and a bad high school reunion popularity contest, where people dressed wierd, tried too hard to be cool, and made way too many penis jokes. What are we twelve? Oh wait. That is probably their target demographic right?

Anyway, so you don't have to watch the whole horrid thing on Tivo or DVR you can see the best parts below, including the official trailer for NEW MOON and an exclusive (well no longer) clip of HARRY POTTER: HALF-BLOOD PRINCE.